ජයවෙවා!!!
Wow that seems to be over,
you must be a pleased man.
After all that chaos, tons of posters, public appearances,smiles (that must be very hard) relating fairy tales etc etc..
if you could remember the good old days when you were a පොඩි කොල්ලා , it was much more peaceful, but yes, those days are gone.
I know you must be a happy man, wish I was there to have a shot with you, long way man...may be another time.
At least you don't have to sit and give accounts of all expenditure, unlike me every time I go to the shop my wife wants up to the last cent accounted for.. lucky you.
I am sure you are going to throw a party to all who worked for you... man, I am going to miss that.
After all there are a lot of faithfuls who have to clean themselves, boy! The mud they handled, is there any left in the country?
It's always a good thing to reward them with a cabinet post or two,poor fellows.. but keep in mind the crossovers they can always turn their backs on you. Like JR පප්ප did, it's good idea to get undated resignation letters..you know what I mean.
Give your best one the best they deserve,make use of the jokers and the muscle power of Mervin Silva or look-a-like, he will be the best to handle the police dept...after all the bugger knows how to handle them.
Don't worry too much about what other people say, keep idiots and jokers like this, to tell the truth they do a great service to the leadership, one thing is that they clean all the rubbish for the top,I can remember a joker called A.J.Ranasinge who was in the later President Premadasa's cabinet,who once said that he would boil the leadership's shoe and drink as soup,(eeeeeeeeeeeyak)!
Can you ever think of falling any further down below that. If I am not mistaken they were in president J.R.'s cabinet too.
...and Chandrika had a load of them.
What matters is that you don't pay for them to come out with all antiques.
Thank God I am not paying for the current jokers any more.
Sorry, that was a machang talk. I tend to forget that you are the President now........ sorry macho.
Now that you are winner,whats up for the common man?
Those sweet talks, promises, candy, what are you going to do for them, the thing is they don't talk....
but the media වල් බූරු නිදහස! That woman said one thing right macho.
I can give you a suggestion now that the war is over, blame it on Fonnie and say you have to pay for all those the bugger recruited.
compare the food prices with countries like the one in which I live. We do pay about 10.00 rupees an egg here, so whats the big deal?
Latest prices say that the day to day food stuff is going beyond the reach of Wimale and Sumana.
Tell them you are going to increase their salary in the next budget, when you know the next will never come.
Make sure that you have all the naughty files on that Thonda and Karuna, show them those files once in a way (ha ha). Give Thonda a drink, the bugger will forget if he is standing or sitting.
That's the way to go man............
Another suggestion is take out Mervin's security because he doesn't need any (but the public will need security from the bugger)
After all you can be assured that the day you think of retiring, this bugger will wash the plates in your house, as that is the only experience he has had at Horagolla but mind you it IS Horagolla.
Anyway Boss (can't call you macho any more, have said here and there....... sorry)
Will write to you again.
Have to go to work (wish I was like you man.........)
Bye for now!
PS: make sure you have control of your kids pocket money, I hear they are playing pucks in the countryside, and give something to Ashanta De Mel poor bugger only knows to bowl, paw paw.........
After all that chaos, tons of posters, public appearances,smiles (that must be very hard) relating fairy tales etc etc..
if you could remember the good old days when you were a පොඩි කොල්ලා , it was much more peaceful, but yes, those days are gone.
I know you must be a happy man, wish I was there to have a shot with you, long way man...may be another time.
At least you don't have to sit and give accounts of all expenditure, unlike me every time I go to the shop my wife wants up to the last cent accounted for.. lucky you.
I am sure you are going to throw a party to all who worked for you... man, I am going to miss that.
After all there are a lot of faithfuls who have to clean themselves, boy! The mud they handled, is there any left in the country?
It's always a good thing to reward them with a cabinet post or two,poor fellows.. but keep in mind the crossovers they can always turn their backs on you. Like JR පප්ප did, it's good idea to get undated resignation letters..you know what I mean.
Give your best one the best they deserve,make use of the jokers and the muscle power of Mervin Silva or look-a-like, he will be the best to handle the police dept...after all the bugger knows how to handle them.
Don't worry too much about what other people say, keep idiots and jokers like this, to tell the truth they do a great service to the leadership, one thing is that they clean all the rubbish for the top,I can remember a joker called A.J.Ranasinge who was in the later President Premadasa's cabinet,who once said that he would boil the leadership's shoe and drink as soup,(eeeeeeeeeeeyak)!
Can you ever think of falling any further down below that. If I am not mistaken they were in president J.R.'s cabinet too.
...and Chandrika had a load of them.
What matters is that you don't pay for them to come out with all antiques.
Thank God I am not paying for the current jokers any more.
Sorry, that was a machang talk. I tend to forget that you are the President now........ sorry macho.
Now that you are winner,whats up for the common man?
Those sweet talks, promises, candy, what are you going to do for them, the thing is they don't talk....
but the media වල් බූරු නිදහස! That woman said one thing right macho.
I can give you a suggestion now that the war is over, blame it on Fonnie and say you have to pay for all those the bugger recruited.
compare the food prices with countries like the one in which I live. We do pay about 10.00 rupees an egg here, so whats the big deal?
Latest prices say that the day to day food stuff is going beyond the reach of Wimale and Sumana.
Tell them you are going to increase their salary in the next budget, when you know the next will never come.
Make sure that you have all the naughty files on that Thonda and Karuna, show them those files once in a way (ha ha). Give Thonda a drink, the bugger will forget if he is standing or sitting.
That's the way to go man............
Another suggestion is take out Mervin's security because he doesn't need any (but the public will need security from the bugger)
After all you can be assured that the day you think of retiring, this bugger will wash the plates in your house, as that is the only experience he has had at Horagolla but mind you it IS Horagolla.
Anyway Boss (can't call you macho any more, have said here and there....... sorry)
Will write to you again.
Have to go to work (wish I was like you man.........)
Bye for now!
PS: make sure you have control of your kids pocket money, I hear they are playing pucks in the countryside, and give something to Ashanta De Mel poor bugger only knows to bowl, paw paw.........
